The instruction manual on the fuses really is off. Here is the real thing, in German though. In all fairness, I got this from the first reply in this thread.
Note that there are also fuses in the red box op top of the 12 volt battery, a HUGE 250 amp fuse inside the battery pack, and probably a few more in the USM box under the hood.
Edit: shortcut most requested ones:
- VPS (keyless whoopwhoop and pedestrian warning sound): F16
- TCU (if timer or online services go haywire): F31
- CLIMA (if heating goes haywire): F3
- R-LINK: F26